Two Scotsmen dined together in a restaurant. After dinner, the waiter produced the check. The two sat and talked for a couple of hours, and then the conversation failed, and the twp Scots sat in silence. At 1 a.in. one of them telephoned to his wife: “Dinna wait up any longer for me; lass,” he said “it looks like a deadlock.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXX, 26 March 1936, Page 10
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