A corpulent teacher was giving a lesson to a class of small children on the canary. Teacher: “Can any boy tell me what a canary can do and I can’t?” Sharp Boy: “Please, miss, take a bath in a saucer!” Angry Customer: “Look here, my man, that honey you .sold me was full of hairs!” Shopman: “Yes, ma’am. You see, it came straight from the comb.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIX, 28 January 1936, Page 2
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