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A housewife entered a jeweller’s shop and leaned confidently over the counter. “Mr Gold,” she commenced, gushingly, “I want your advice. I’ve just bought this little ring at a sale over the road, but I don’t know how to pronounce the name. Is it turkoise or turkwoiso?” The jeweller handled the ring. “The correct pronunciation, madam,” lie said, “is glass.” TVTEWMAN’S Comfortable Cadillac Motor Service runs Daily (Sunday excepted) to Christchurch. «. (CUSHIONS, curtains, house linens—make them new again with FAIRY DYES. 31 shades. 6d a tube.

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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIX, 28 January 1936, Page 2

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Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIX, 28 January 1936, Page 2

Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIX, 28 January 1936, Page 2