Mr Sampson (passionately): “I love you devotedly, Miss Chumley, but my pecuniary affairs liave prevented me making a declaration until now. ,1 have put enough away now to feel justified in asking you to become my wife.” Miss Cliumly (hesitatingly, but sweetly): “I confess that I am not wholly indifferent to you, but —but —" ‘'But what dear?” “Would you mind telling me liow much you have put away?”
Tramp: “H’cxcuse me, sir, but could you ’elp a poor feller wot ain’t ’ad a bite since last night?” Enthusiastic Anglei'i “Good gracious, you want a change of bait; here, try some of these worms.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 21 April 1934, Page 2
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