“Now that you are married, I suppose you will' take out an insurance policy?” “Oh, no. I don’t think she’s going to he dangerous.”
“I got my husband to admit that he was a I'noi to-day.” “How did you manage it?” “I showed him some of the letters he wrote me during our courtship.”
Editor (eyeing him): “Have you read your poem to anybody else?” Poet: “No.” “Then where did you get that black eye?”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 10 April 1934, Page 2
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