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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 7 April 1934, Page 11

Vicar’s Wife (engaging maid): “Have you any religious views?” Maid: “Eo mum, imt I've gol some n:ee picture postcards of Brighton aiid Worthing. A Frenchman, an Englishman., ami an Irishman were discussing their respective countries. “If I were not a Frenchman,” said the man from Paris, and had my choice. I'd he a Englishman. ‘ And , of course,’’ said the Englishman, “if 1 were not an Englishman, I d he a Frenchman.” “Bcgorra,” said, the third man. giving the table a thump, 1 il I wasn’t an Irishman, I'd he ashamed ol myself.” Recommended by Travellers. —Hotel Stonehurst's host advertisements are the recommendations by travellers who have experienced Stonehurst’s service. Excellent table, lock-up garages, ample bathroom facilities, etc. Tariff 12/6 per day. Weekly £3 10s (net). Concessions for parties, etc.— HOTEL STONEHURST, Gloucester-st., Christchurch,