Two o!d Scotsmen wore oik* day disputing n:i to who lomemdeird the windiiii' day. ‘ I mind it boin’ sic a win’,” said one, 4 that il took (lie craws three oors to lice Inline I'rao the domiiiic's field, ail that’s no inair than a mile.” “Hoot, in.-iii !” (Ins other replied, “I’ve seen it Unit windy that the craws had to walk limne!” Harney: “Wore ye/, iver stliruok Ik* loightning, Pat?” Pat: “Share. Harney, Oi don't reineniher.” “Don’t reinonther’/” "No, Harney. A-man that's been married ten years don’t renumber such Deities as that.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 30 November 1933, Page 12
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