Mike: “Are you much hurted, Pat? Do ye want a dochtor?” Pat: “A doohior, ve fide: After being’ runned over by a trolley car. Plnvat Oi want is a lawyer.” “Why do you always agree with your wife in everything?” she asked. “I'fiml ii cheaper to do that than to quarrel with her, and then buy diamonds to square myself.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 19 August 1933, Page 2
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60Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 19 August 1933, Page 2
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