Strolling along the bank of the river George saw a visitor fishing. “Mail,” said George, "you won’t catch any fisli here. You’ll ’ have to go father up-: stream, till von conic- to a. good spot. •‘But how will I know when T come to a good spot.?” ‘You can easly toll a good spot by the number of empty bottles lying around. ’ Guard: “Any luggage, sir?” Northerner (pointing to a cork protruding from his pocket). ' "I’ve got it with me, tharmce.” KIDNEY TFOCHJJC—TAKE J.D.K.Z. Don’t think that because you arc 40 you need suffer from kidney disorders. A nightly lot of J.D.K.Z. Gin will soon put you ‘right. J.D.K.Z. is remarkable for its medicinal action on the kidneys and its tonic effect on the system. Have one every night. Sold in Flasks, Pints and full-sized bottles.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 19 August 1933, Page 10
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