Mr and Mrs Jones had been invited to a friend’s for tea. “Come along, dearie,” said Mr Jones to her three-years-old son, “and have your face washed.” “Don’t want to he washed,” was the reply. “But,” said mother, “you don't want to he a dirty little hoy, do you? I want mv little hoy to have a nice clean face for the ladies to kiss.” A few minutes later the hoy stood watching his father washing. “Daddy !” lie cried, “I know why v’ou’re washing !’’
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXVI, 18 August 1933, Page 2
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