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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIV, 4 May 1931, Page 7

Jim: “Do you love me, dearest?” May: “Yes, Harry, dear.” “Harry? My name’s Jim.” “Yes, of course! I keep thinking this is Tuesday.” 'Greene: “The doctor says there’s something the matter with my head.” Black: “You don’t mean to say you paid a doctor to tell you that?” Traveller: “Say, "iiv. does this jump-ed-up. one eyed town of vours boast of a hotel?” Resident: “I guess not, stranger; but I believe if spologises for one.” Daisy: “I wonder if Mr Dunn meant that as a compliment.” Dorothy: “VVliat?” “lie said the artificial flowers I am wearing just match my complexion.”