Judge: “Why did you strike your husband with the table leg?’’ Mandy: “ ’Cause Ah couldn’t lift the table.” “Hullo, George, which way aro you going?” “The other-way.” flapper: “Don’t you speak to him any more?” Ditto: “No! Whenever I pass him I give him the 'geological survey.” “Geological survey?” “Yes, that’s what is commonly known as the stony stare.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXIV, 21 February 1931, Page 3
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