“'Halloa ! i hear you married a woman witli an irulependent fortune.” ‘‘N-no; I married a fortune with an independent woman.'’ Jeanie: “'What is the matter with your eat f She looks disconsolate these days ” Flossie: "Father lmrt her feelings dread - iuilv. He brought home a- mouse-trap last week. Cats have their feelings, the same as anybody else.” ”1 hear that you have had an addition to vour family." "Yes, two.” “Twins?” "•No—a baby boy and mv wife's mother.” "T understand your husband is of a retiring disposition." "Ye-os, but usually not before 3 a.m.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 4 February 1928, Page 8
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