Man (just acquitted) to counsel: “Thanks very much. What on earth should I have done without you?” Counsel: '"About five years.” Passport Examiner: “Where are your proofs that this lady is your wife?” Tired Husband: “I haven’t any, but if you can prove she is not I’ll give you a tenner.” Minister’s Daughter: ‘ George, you must come to church this evening. Father is preaching from tho text ‘Love ye one another.’ ” George: “Can’t we stop at home ancl practise while he preaches?”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 4 February 1928, Page 4
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