Theo: "FeeTTug tired, are you? What did you have for lunch?" Keith: "Breakfast." Teacher: "Johnnv, what is a, hypocrite ?" Johnny: "A boy wot comes to school with a smilo on his face! ■ Hearing the maid toll a caller that her father was not at homo, tho doctors young daughter said, "Daddie is gone io givo an anaesthetic." "And do you krow what an anaesthetic is, my dear.' "Yes, it's live guineas." First Female: "Poor Mrs Jouec was taken seriouslv ill while trying oh a new hat." Second: "How sad! What was it trimmed with V*
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 3 December 1927, Page 4
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