Mabel: "You ought to make some sacrifice to prove that you love me. What will you give up when we are married?" Bob: "I'll give up being a bachelor. Will that suit?"
Wealthy One: "I am a self-made man." Friend: "And I suppose your wife and daughters aro proud of you?" "Yes ; just aboat as proud as they would be of a home-made dress."
. Jones: "My dear fellow, it is always I best to begin at the bottom of a, ladder." Smith: "Nonsense! How about when you aro escaping from a fire?"
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 3 December 1927, Page 3
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