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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 30 April 1927, Page 2

Lawyer: Have you been married? Farm Labourer: Ye-e-es, once. "Whom did you marry?" "A w-w-woman, sir." "Come, my good man, of course it was a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man:' "Wees, sir; my sister did." "Tell me. what ails me. Doclor. but in plain language, with no Latin !" "You suffer from sheer laziness!" "Now tell me what it is in Latin so that 1 can \f\\ my wife !" Pretty Safe.—A lecturer says that clothes resemble dish" cloths. He'd better leave the country before some.flapper finds out what a dish cloth looks like. A New Producer.—" There's a great picture here we ought tn see." "What is it?" "One of Rembrandt's." "Let's go. T haven't been to the cinema for ages.'