Minister (to flapper): "Would you care to join us in the hew missionary movement?" Flapper; "I'm crazy to trv it. Is it anvthing like the foxtiot?"
Doctor: "My dear sir, I cannot prescribe whisky for you unless I am convinced that you need it. What are your symptoms?" Patient: "What symptoms would you suggest, doctor?"
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 5 January 1927, Page 6
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