nmmmiiiir niiTi—im—rf "Physical ugliness," declares an anonvmo'.is scribbler, "is very largely caused bv ugly thoughts." What wicked minds some folks have! Now that it is fashionable to be plump mane ladies are revealing tlie calf. Ii is staled that a man and his wife sold their Ford in order to adopt a baby. Now they'll have to buy another rattle.
"No, my boy. no," said the eminent financier. '"You were wrong to give that had silver dollar to that, blind beggar. You should have placed it in the collection plate, where it could be seen and not heard.
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LXI, 12 October 1926, Page 2
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