The Golfer: “They're all afraid to play me. What do you think my handicap is?” The Girl: “Oh, I don't kflow; it might be your, face, or, perhaps, it’s just your general appearance.’’
Girl: “What’s your opinion of these women who imitate men?” Boy: “They're idiots.” Girl: “Then the imitation is successful.”
Farmer: “Be this the Woman’s Exchange 1 ?” ‘Woman: “Yes.” “Be ye the womanV ’ “Yes.” “Well, then I tNnk I’ll keep Maggie.”
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LVI, 9 April 1924, Page 8
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