BARGAIN BUNCHES
\ man was awakened in the night to liml his wife weeping nncontrollaldv. v darling.” lie exclaimed, 1 what is the. matter ” , , y “A dream!” she gasped. “I’ve had such a horrible dream!” Her husband begged her to toll it to him in order that lie might comfort her. After long persuasion, she said; ‘■l thought I was walking down the | street, and f came to a warehouse. 1 where’ there was a large notice, ‘Husbands for Sale.’ You could.get beautiful cues for fifteen hundred pounds, or even for" twelve hundred, and very nice-looking ones tor as low as a hundred.” The husband asked innocently: “Did you see any that looked' like me?” The sobs became strangling. “Dozens of them,” gasped the wife; “done np in hunches like asparagus, .and sold for ten shillings a hunch. Lower cost—extra goodness—these ■'are the secrets of (ho wonderful popularity of.Sharland’fi Baking Powder
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LVI, 10 April 1922, Page 2
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150BARGAIN BUNCHES Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LVI, 10 April 1922, Page 2
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