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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LVI, 7 April 1922, Page 6

Hero is a little bit of humour from the compositor-—-th.e man who, having “the only boy,” and who will persist in describing to his fellow-workers every morning as regular as clockwork the great ideas which emanate from his boy’s fertile brain—which we cull from the South African Typographical .journal: A compositor was recently flashing a piece of paper upon which was written what he claimed to be an essay by bis eight-year-old youngster: “Anatomy is the human body, v/hich consists of three parts: the head, the chist. and the stummick. The head contains the eyes and brain (if any). The chist contains the lungs and a piece of the liver. The stummick is devoted to the bowels, of which there arc five—a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes w and y.”

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