Hero is a little bit of humour from the compositor-—-th.e man who, having “the only boy,” and who will persist in describing to his fellow-workers every morning as regular as clockwork the great ideas which emanate from his boy’s fertile brain—which we cull from the South African Typographical .journal: A compositor was recently flashing a piece of paper upon which was written what he claimed to be an essay by bis eight-year-old youngster: “Anatomy is the human body, v/hich consists of three parts: the head, the chist. and the stummick. The head contains the eyes and brain (if any). The chist contains the lungs and a piece of the liver. The stummick is devoted to the bowels, of which there arc five—a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes w and y.”
-v< fj/lfW.Af-fl'i .JZ:X<7 "issi tm* Vtf i.ftl .'->> ’lkXw N 5» Vk PRESENTATION SILVERWARE. ( |f|;iJK Stock, ■which consists of tho best productions of England’s leading Silversmiths, is worthy of the inspection of ■everyone who contemplate the purchase of— WEDDING OR OTHER GIFTS Chaste designs in Tea Sets, Entree Dishes, Vegetable Dishes, etc,, are Specialised. Present-day Prices prevail throughout. For High Class ENGRAVING and DIAMOND MOUNTING we still Lead the Way. P. H. KITCHINCMAN, JEWELLER, ' TRAFALGAR STREET, NELSON >Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of Of
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/NEM19220407.2.77.1
Bibliographic details
Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LVI, 7 April 1922, Page 6
Word Count
222Page 6 Advertisements Column 1 Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LVI, 7 April 1922, Page 6
Using This Item
Stuff Ltd is the copyright owner for the Nelson Evening Mail. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 3.0 New Zealand licence. This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Stuff Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.