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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LIV, 24 March 1921, Page 3

NO. Hllici'r: “Have yon mnjiped that floor yet t” I’rivate : ”.\o,” ( dlieef ; “No wha I Private; “\o mo]).” 1 dim son (proudly): “I never deceive my wife -no, sir ; 1 tell her everylliing." ifilson ; “Yes, 1 knew that long ago.” * 1 What■—-howf” “’She tells il all lo my wife, and my wife tells ij lo me.” ( FOII SMOKERS ONLY. Cliolly: ‘ When I was a hoy, yon know, the doctor said if ( didn’t stop (smoking cigarettes I would become feeble-minded.” .Miss Keen; ‘‘Well, why didn’t, yon stop!-” A newly-married lady was being in,endowed by (die reporter of t.bo local newspaper just after the ceremony, “And aider the honeymoon, where do yon intend to settle down'” was his final quest inn. “At the old manse,’’ said the bride, as she hurried away. Tlie reporter thought it sounded unusually familiar, but ho decided to use it. 'When il: appeared in print t|io report finished tip: “After the honeymoon the happy couple intend to live at the old man’s!”