"iHow did you come to fall in?", asked the gallant rescuer of the little boy dripping'on the bank. "I. didn't come to fall in," answered the -whimpering lad. "I came to fish." ...!'i dropped in' on the young bride and found her in tears." "iOh, dear.; arid we thought you had made a happy match." ''Yes, but the happy match had gone out." i Three widows of torpedoed seamen have been allowed £3OO each in the City of London Court. A well-known entertainer who recently returned from a tour in France received: a letter from a soldier, -who asked, "When are you coming, out again to cheer us?*' and concluded; "We are chasing the Huns to hell." The latter word was deleted by the. censor, and the. following footnote was added.—"All refer., rice to future (movements of enemy troops strictly forbidden." Sir John Willoughby, Bart., who accompariie'd Sir Starr (then ;((Dr.) Jameson on his raid into the Transvaal in 1896, died at his London residence recently. Sir J*hh Willoughby, -who formerly held i commission in -the Royal, Horse Guards, served in. Egypt in 1682,, 12ie Nile Carnpaign two years, later, the South African War, arid in the War, for his services in which he< was awarded the D.S.O. He was born in 1859. He was unmarried, and there is no heir to the baronetcy. . I Addressing the Yorkshire Congrega- ! tional Union at Leeds the president (the Rev. Francis Wrigley) said that the ch-urcb "had scarcely any hold on the young manhood of the country. The old theology represented by Sankey s hymns had slipped into tbe background. • CAR iNGIN T ES~CLEANED A 25 PER CENT MILEAGE INCREASE.
Owing to the great success of imp Carbon Chaser numerous imitations are now being offered. Demand the best, proved by 2S\ODO car owners in America. Satisfaction is guaranteed. Imp 'Carbon Chaser is composed of highly concentrated volatile power oils which add to tho efficiency of ordinaiy fuel oils. Simply drop into your tank one Imp ta'blet for every five gallons—it will give better combustion, at tho same time cleansing _ the engine. Contains no injurious acids—will not injure "any motor. Sufficient- for 100 gallons, only 7s a tin post-paid. If dealers are out of stock s-riid direct to Caselbera and Co.. Ltd.. Wellington. "FORESIGHT IS THE WEAPON OF THE wlSE."—Proverb. Foresiglit always pays. That's why wise motihera all oyer New Zealand' keep-a lajg e 2s bottle of Baxter's Lung Preserver on a,Kandy sihelf. At first, signs of a ■cough or cold on the little onesj. a dpsQlpf Baxter's given. Quickly, jdigpels -all; troubles -and protects against returnl As a. tonic. it stands alone. A splendid vitalizer arid blood 'purifier. Tnst as good for adults n? for kiddie. 'Cl'.emiafcs Buy to ; day: : ■
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume LII, Issue 160, 4 July 1918, Page 2
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