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Nelson Evening Mail, 24 July 1916, Page 4

There,was-a soldier in the making who pleaded: 'exemption from the church parade on the ground that he was an agnostic. The sergeant-major assumed an expression oi innocent interest, and thought he would test the agnostic's religious knowledge.. "Don't you believe in the Ten -Commandments?" he mildly asked the- bold freethinker. "Not one, sir." was the reply. "What, not even the Tide about keeping the Sabbath?" "N-o, t=ir."'came the prompt reply. "Ah, well," said the officer, "you're the man I've been looking for to scrub out the can-

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