THE TOP SHEET.
"This story is reported by a traveller in remote places," says the "Telegraph." "He was staying in a little country inn. 'Get up, sir, please sir. Seven o 'clock, sir. Will you got up, sir?" Such was the noise that roused him. 'I told you not to call me till eight," he said, with emotion. 'Yes, sir, I know, sir. But there's two gentlomen waiting breakfast and I can't lay the cloth till I have your top sheet."
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XLIII, Issue XLIII, 14 September 1909, Page 1
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81THE TOP SHEET. Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XLIII, Issue XLIII, 14 September 1909, Page 1
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