SHE GARGLES BEST.
Father :"Now, look here, you girls 1 — when you grow up one of you must ' be able to speak French, and the ' other German." Brenda: "All right, Dad; and Mvr iel had better learn German, because she can gargle best." — "Punch."
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Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XLIII, Issue XLIII, 14 September 1909, Page 1
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44SHE GARGLES BEST. Nelson Evening Mail, Volume XLIII, Issue XLIII, 14 September 1909, Page 1
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