A Couple Of Jokes
Pat: "Why are you putting all those patches on your inner tube?” \ Mike: “Well, it's like this: When I get a puncture it will be already mended.” Bobby: “Ma, I don’t like this cheese with the holes in it. Ma: ‘Now, don’t be fussy, Bobby. Just eat up the cheese and leave the holes on the plate.”
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Northern Advocate, 28 May 1940, Page 2
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61A Couple Of Jokes Northern Advocate, 28 May 1940, Page 2
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