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Northern Advocate, 1 December 1921, Page 6

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| WE Are SOLE AGENTS I For CMD IN WHANGAREI COUNTY. £JALL at our Free Service Station to have your Battery Tested and Filled. I QOMMERCIAL Q.ARAGE, (ALWAYS OPEN.) Opp. Commercial Hotel, Whangarei. 'Phone 502.

"I wish to inquire about MAINE, The Boot Man! Income £1,000 year." " How much money have you ? " " Plenty, and big money, dad." "'Gome in our smoke house—put£2oo on the table. He was at Inangahua Junction. Beer and skittles ! Something about honey!" " Can you tell me about MAINE, The Boot Man? Income £1,000 year." "Yes; table £300." "He was at Canvastown, and the « mirage caused a total eclipse over America." '• That's worth £500." " Say what you know about MAINE at the Rangitata." "You say £500!" "Well, he was at the Rangitata more than once—out all night. Beer and skittles!" " Have you any more money ? " " I've had enough, thank you. I'm going back to the Church." MAINE'S MOTTO IS SMALL PROFITS & QUICK RETURNS