MAKES A DIFFERENCE. Teacher: What is half of eight, John? John: Which way, Teacher? Teacher: What do you mean, which way? John: On top or sideways? Teacher (bewildered): What difference does it make? John: Well, half of the top eight is zero; but half of the eight sideways is
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Manawatu Times, Volume 66, Issue 44, 20 February 1941, Page 8
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49Page 8 Advertisements Column 2 Manawatu Times, Volume 66, Issue 44, 20 February 1941, Page 8
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