"So you and your neighbour are not on speaking terms?” * ‘No. My neighbour sent me a can of oil to use on my lawn mower when I started to cut the grass at six in the morning.” "And what did you dot” “I sent it back and told him to use it on his wife when she started singing at eleven at night. 0
'‘Here’s a book, 0 said the persistent salesman, "you can't afford to bo without. 0 "I never read. 0 "Well, buy it for the children. 0 "I’m single —I have no family. AIJ I have is a dog. ° "Well,, don’t you want a nice heavy book to throw at the dog now and then? ’ 9
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Manawatu Times, Volume 64, Issue 278, 24 November 1939, Page 8
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