"So you and your neighbour are not on speaking terms?" "No. All diplomatic relations arc suspended." "How did it happen?" "My neighbour sent mo a can of oil to use on my lawnmower when 1 started to cut the grass at 6 a.m., and I returned it and told him to use it on his wife when she started to sing at 11 p.m."
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Manawatu Times, Volume 64, Issue 109, 11 May 1939, Page 10
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64Page 10 Advertisements Column 1 Manawatu Times, Volume 64, Issue 109, 11 May 1939, Page 10
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