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The teacher was giving a health talk to her class, and warned them never to kiss animals or birds. “Can you give me an instance of the dangers of this, Jackie?” she asked. * l Yes, miss, my Aunt Alice used to kiss her dog.” “And what happened?” asked the teacher. “It died.’* RETORT There was an old lady of Leicester Who always would wear a sou’weicester. When they asked, “Do you yacht?” She replied, “I do nacht”— And requeicested them not to moleicester!
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Manawatu Times, Volume 63, Issue 45, 23 February 1938, Page 16
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85HIS EXAMPLE Manawatu Times, Volume 63, Issue 45, 23 February 1938, Page 16
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