Mr; Jones: “Half the world doesn’t know how the other half lives! ” Mr. Jones: “Oh, I don’t know! There’s a gossip in almost every neighbour- 1 hood! ’■’ Magistrate: ...'1 Your.’ve committed seven burglaries in a week. ” Prisoner: • that's right.- If,everyo.no worked as hard as I-do’we'd-be on the road to prosperity'.’’', ’ \ ■Life is mostly froth and bubble, That’s what Lindsay. Gordon said, So if your cold is giving trouble, Knock off work and go to bed. You .need not for a moment The slightest pain endure, Just send out and get a bottle .Of .Wood’s Great Peppermint Cure.
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Manawatu Times, Volume 59, Issue 221, 21 September 1934, Page 4
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97Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Manawatu Times, Volume 59, Issue 221, 21 September 1934, Page 4
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