“I told my wife I would shoot any man who lmd flirted with her at the seaside.” “What did she say?” “She said bring a machine gun.”
Customer (referring to raw steak): “I said well done, waiter-well done!” Waiter: “That's the first compliment we’ve had for a long time, sir.”
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Manawatu Times, Volume LIV, Issue 7268, 22 September 1933, Page 10
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