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Manawatu Times, Volume LV, Issue 7044, 31 December 1932, Page 10

THE HAPPIEST CHOICE FOR THE NEW YEAR A "TIKI” HAM

SHIPPING NOTICES. .CHEVROLET I TON TRUCK. Great order. Price and Terms easy. Wright, Stephenson & Co. Ltd. ABRAHAM & WILLIAMS’ GARAGE. RUGBY COACH Economical to run. Price Right. "Wright, Stephenson & Co. Ltd. ABRAHAM & WILLIAMS’ GARAGE. pOING Concern —118 acres all flat and carrying GO cons. Price £22 p.a. with £OOO cash. Nash and Lovelock. ' IA Acres for lease with good nouse and outbuildings, rich land, one mile good town. Apply Norman Gifford, Foilding. DODGE ROADSTER A Cheap Holiday Car. Wright, Stephenson & Co. Ltd. ABRAHAM & WILLIAMS’ GARAGE. GRAHAM PAIGE SEDAN The Quality Motor Car. Wright, Stephenson & Co. Lid. ABRAHAM & WILLIAMS’ GARAGE. R SALE 60 acres carrying 30 cows. Goo 1 rango buildings. Price £3O £OOO cash. Nash and Lovelock. WOODVILLE TOWN PROPERTIES. *’2l acres good land and 6 roomed dwelling in good repair, with every convenience. A bargain at the price £7OO, with easy terms. 10 acres good land, no buildings. Price £360, with terms. Apply to R. R. JOHNSTON, ; Land Agent, Woodvillc. 1

Man comes into this world without his consent, and leaves it against his Will. During his stay on earth, his time is spent in one continuous round of contraries and .misunderstandings with his fellow beings. In his infancy •—ho is an angel; in his boyhood he is a devil; in his manhood, he is everything from a lizard up, in his duties he is a fool; if he raises a family, he’s a chump—if ho raises a cheque, he’s a thief, then the law raises h with him. .If he’s poor, he’s a poor, manager and has no sense; if he is rich, he’s dishonest, but considered smart; if he’s in politics ho is an undesirable citizen, if lie goes to church *;Ss a hypocrite; if he stays away lie’s a sinner and damned; if he donates to charity and foreign missions he docs it for show—if ho doesn’t lie’s a tight-wad. When he first comes into the world the ladies all want to kiss him; but before he gets out they all want to kick him. If he dies young, there was a groat, future ahead of him; if he lives to a ripe old age, he’s in the way.