Mistress: “Mary, I found a large cobweb in the dining-room. How do you account for it?” Maid (brightly): “I think, mum, it must be the spiders. ”
Mabel: “Yes, dear, just wait a week: until I am married —” Maud: “Why, dear, I didn’t know you were going to be married.” “Oh, yes, Peter and I are going to have a secret wedding. Not a soul is going to know until it’s ever.- Haven't you heard?”
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Manawatu Times, Volume LV, Issue 7169, 17 March 1930, Page 5
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