Harassed Carpet Salesman (appealing to husband): You won’t bea-t this, sir. Wife: You'll pardon me—he will if I want him to. Tourist (at village shc<p): I want to buy a toothbrush. Shopkeeper: Sorry, sir, but our lino of summer novelties ain’t in yet.
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Manawatu Times, Volume LIV, Issue 6844, 23 February 1929, Page 12
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