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Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 2340, 9 January 1926, Page 3

"You arc only marrying because 1 have inherited a house from my aunt.” "Oh, no; it would have been just the sfime if you had inherited it from anyone else!” Whyte: "My wife is reducing rapidly. She called me on the ’phone from Sown to-day.” Whitt; "What of that?’’ “It means that she can got into a telephone box now'.” “I was very much admired at Sylvia’s wedding reception yesterday. There was one man who never took his eyes off me the whole time.” “Was he dark and tall,, with piercing eyes?” “Yes." “That was a detective, dear. He was there to watch the presents.”