TOO BIG. “No.” said the editor, “we cannot use your poem.’ ’"Why?" asked the poot. “Is if too long?” “Yes,’’ hissed the editor; “It’s too long, too wide, and too thick.” IBS DEGREE. Wife (at seaside hotel) ; “Ton Signed ‘K.F.M.’ after your name in the register, Wh#t does it moan?” Husband. “The 'Kelly from the Isle of Man, Association,’ nay dear. It looks well, and gives onfe a bit of tone.”
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Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 2313, 4 December 1925, Page 11
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