QUIETING HIM.
Mr. Sapp: ‘l’ve a great mind to rock the boat and frighten you.” Miss Sweet: “Once before a young man like you tried that and the boat upset.” “And what did you do?” “I swam ashore and notified the coroner.”
INCREASING PROBABILITY. fly fi|' : ■ Traveller (waiting for train already twenty minutes late): “Porter, when do you expect that train, to come in?" Porter: "Can’t say, sir; but the longer you wait for it the more sure it is to*come in the next minute.”
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Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 2313, 4 December 1925, Page 9
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