THE BEST REMEDY.
The Married Man: “I don’t knew what to do with that boy of mine. He’s simply turning- things upside down. What would you advise me to do with him?” The Bachelor: “Tho same thing. Start at once.” WITH BI ST WISHES. “That’s a fine letter-case you have, old man.” "Yes, my wife gave it ro me on my birthday.” “Fine. Anything in it?” "Yes. A bill for the case.” COULDN’T BE BOTH. Caller; "How pleased you must bo to find that your new cook is a stayer.” Hoatosa: "My dear, don’t mention it. She's a stayer all right, but she’s not a cook.”
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Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 2313, 4 December 1925, Page 9
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106THE BEST REMEDY. Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 2313, 4 December 1925, Page 9
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