EVERYBODY SATISFIED
Maid: “No, ma’am, the mistress is out.” Caller; “How fortunate! When I saw her peeping l through the curtains as I came up the path I was afraid she would be in.” NOT PRETTY. She: “ Mr. Daubster, the artist, told me I was as pretty as a picture.” He: “I hope he didn’t mean one of his own pictures.” WEED MARKED. Violet: ‘The ciress-reform women want a law requiring men to wear some distinct dress to denote whether they are married or single.” ' Agnes: “What nonsense! When a man goes down the street in a last year’s hat and baggy trousers, what idiot would think he was single?”
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Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 2311, 2 December 1925, Page 5
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110EVERYBODY SATISFIED Manawatu Times, Volume XLIX, Issue 2311, 2 December 1925, Page 5
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