JUST A PACK OF LIES.
I heard :i title the other day Tluit made me ope’ my eyes; Eul said, when J had heard it through, i 'tVus just a pack of lies! To toll me I hat a. person could (let rid of all their ills, Their headache and their backache, Too. by taking little pills. Determined to liud out myself, A iioltle I did hay. ’T.\es parcelled up quite daintily; i look one Just to try. And. !(>: when 1 awoke next moru 1 really fell quite guy; The change was most remarkable, So i took one every day. One word of warning I must toll, Eefore my tale is through— Ee sure they’re Doctor Morse’s Pills, No oilier ones will do. So if you take my advice. Von ’ll quickly lose that pain. Those magic pills will cure your ills, And make you well again.
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Manawatu Times, Volume XLIII, Issue 14101, 29 April 1919, Page 7
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