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Colonel Bunkei' was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold," And brandy, rum and beer and wine; ALL kinds of "nips" ho thought divine His friends to him had often said, "If you don't stop, you'll soon be dead i" But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, and morei and MORE!! and MORE!!! Till one day In his bed at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright! His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their v/lngs And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with snakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamusesi too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW! The Colonel to the Doc. said "Now, NO more a drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA TEA! In future when I say Kia Ora, I'll pledge my pals InSuratupa! HENRY WHITE & CQ'S " Old Jamaica " Above brand has been before the public for nearly a century and has invariably given satisfaction owing to its Excellent Quality and Aromatic __ Flavour. Limited, Sole Agents, WELLINGTON. WHITEFIELD & CO., PEOVISION IMPORTERS, Cardiff, Groat Britain, Are not speculators (strictly consignments). Batter and Cheese is sold direct to the retail trade, thereby obtaining the very highest prices. Liberal advanoos made directly produce U shipped, Bad special attention is made of having prompt returns of sales. N.Z. Eepreitntative, THOS. BBaSH, Dairy Produce Exporter, NEW PLYMOUTH. IF YOU WANT WEDDING or BIRTHDAY CAKES THE BEST CONFECTIONERY THE BEST BREAD or THE BEST CUP OP TEA iirafaMiiffiE HAIN STEEET and THE SQUABS YOU'LL BET IT! Engineering Knowledge by Correspondence. A letter of euquiry posted to J AS, W. BOWER, Principal of the Auckland Schoolior En-, gineers, will bring you by return mail a Prospectus and full particulars of the Correspondence and Class Courses of Instruction specially prepared for Government Examinations of ALL Grades, Record of Passes for 5 years 670. ADDRESS AUCKLAND SCHOOL FOB ENGINEERS, Tyrone Buildings, CUSTOM STREET EAST, AUCKLAND. HOW TO MAKE TIME! 'TIME AND TIDE WAIT FOR NO MAN" )ON'T worry about where to buy the best Timepiece because the Watchmaker in Cuba Street has just what you want. An Excellent Watch ONLY 21s, Guaranteed for 2 years. j. riTT, WATCHMAKER, JEWELLEB, & OPTICIAN, ~ PalmerstonNqrtb J. J.CASEY custohhotjbe, shipping, and forwabdino Agent, 148 Featherston btieet, Wellington. ston. Solicitors.) nnneinnmanta and nai baegaee oleared and promptly despatched. Telephone No. 3156. P.O. box 66, Promptitude and attention

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Manawatu Times, Volume LXV, Issue 1345, 17 June 1911, Page 2

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Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Manawatu Times, Volume LXV, Issue 1345, 17 June 1911, Page 2

Page 2 Advertisements Column 4 Manawatu Times, Volume LXV, Issue 1345, 17 June 1911, Page 2