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Manawatu Standard, Volume XLII, Issue 1014, 6 November 1917, Page 5

Satan is dead, says a Chicago paper. Hia petrified remains have been unearthed, and arc now at Elm Grove, W.V., U.S.A. Later the curious find which has puzzled local scientists viewing the gruesome object, will be shown noted scientists of the country. With horns projecting from the forehead, spiked tail and cloven hoofs, the stone form is attracting great attention and creating a sensation. Hunters dug up the petrified object along Birr Wheeling Creek, near West Alexander. While investigating what wad apparently a ground-hog hole, one hunter unearthed the head. and. rushing to his companions, ho excitedly told them of his find. The entire party then continued the search, and uncovered the whole form of his Satanio majesty. Perhaps Old Nick’s job has been taken over by the Kaiser!

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