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Manawatu Standard, Volume XLI, Issue 9540, 17 June 1911, Page 6

A Terrible Tale! Colonel Bunker was a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold," ' , And brandy, rum and beer and wino; All kinds of "nips" he thought dirine. llh friends to him had often said, "If you don't stop, you'll soon be dead!" ■ But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, and more! and MPBE!. and MORE!!! Till one day in his bod at night Poor Bunker had an awful fright. His room was full of dreadful things That roared and barked and flapped their wings. And elephants and tiger cats Were jumping round with 6i'akcs and rate, Monkeys red, and monkeys bluo, And hippopotamuses! too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW! The Colonel to the Doo. said New, No mora drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA ILA. In futui'o when I say Kia Ora, I'll pledge my pals in— Suratura! JIOR SALE, or Exchange for a house near Square, 70 acres best Kairanga land. FOR SALE, 250 acres best land in Kairanga, £2B 10s per acre. £IOOO cash, balance arranged. 3j Acres, 6-roomed house, all conveniences. Trice £950, cash £3OO. Apply, IHE MANAWATIJ AUCTIONEERING CO., No. 1, CUBA STREET. 7 -ROOMED HOUSE, CHEAP. EXCELLENT LOCALITY. SOLE AGENTS. PALMERSTON NORTH. The Pura Article in its most digestible form. "A Perfect Beverage, capable of ready assimilation and digestion,"— ft'nUccl AniwitL A Cocoa ycu can enjoy. |§ V?7:# The friendly "nip" is going to do you good if you take it with PURIRI. No other Mineral Water is so delicious and so healthful »