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Manawatu Standard, Volume XLI, Issue 9539, 16 June 1911, Page 6

A Terrible Tale! Colonel Bunker wa6 a boozer bold Who simply worshipped "whisky cold," And brandy, mm and beer and wine; All kinds of "nips" ho thought divine. His friends to him had often said, "Jf you don't stop, you'll soon bo dead!" But Bunker laughed and drank some more, And more, and more! and MORE!! and MORE!!! Till one day in his bed at nisjht Poor Bunker had an awful fright! Ilis room was full of dreadful tilings That roared and barked and flapped their wings. And elephants and tiger'cats Wero jumping round with Brakes and rats, Monkeys red, and monkeys blue, And hippopotamuses! too! But when he saw a PURPLE COW! The Colonel to the Doc. said 'Nov, No more drunkard will I be, Just pass the SURATURA. TM! In future when I say Kia, Ora, I'll pledge my pals inSuratura! FLUBNSOL 8 DRIVES AWAY MMEF®! Coughs, Colds and all Throat Affections, Contains neither alcohol, narcotic, not any deleterious drug;. All Chemists and Stores 1| jpOll SALE, or Exchange for a house near Square, 70 acres best Kairanga land. FOR SALE, 250 acres best, land in Kairanga, £2B 10s 'per acre. £IOOO cash, balance arranged. 3s Acres, G-roomed house, all conveniences. Price £950, cash £3OO. Apply, THE MNAWATIf AUCTIONEEBM CO, No. 1, CUBA STREET. rail ry-ROOMED house, cheap. •EXCELLENT LOCALITY. Only £SO C

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