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Manawatu Standard, Volume XLI, Issue 9478, 29 March 1911, Page 6

ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS, W.A.G.—"Thoro's no place like Home." Of course, it was not so at that time, The song was a burst of prophesy. Suratura- ca'mo later . . . Nelly Xted—lt was asserted by trndo rivals that John Widdle, of Worcester, died through excessive drinking of Suratura Tea. Tho statement is quite absurd. First of all, ho only drank it in quantity five times a day, and he had only drunkit regularly for 24 years. He was 117 years old J.C.A.— Thanks for your reminder that biliousness has greatly decreased iii Christchurch since the introduction of Suratura Tea. The point is one of some medical interest, though the result was inevitable McM. B— Tho fact is, of course, that Alexander died of'his horrible disappointment when, having subjugated India, he learned that Suratura , Tea had not yet been discovered. Tho idea that he yearned for other worlds is a newspaper invention .... Mary Mimble The extremely youthful. appearance of Sir Joseph is said to bo duo to tho fact that ho drinks only the tea ho likes. Ho is a person of excellent taste and discrimination. . . J.G.—Suratura wins, of course. As to the second best-well, thcro you have us. It has not yet come near enough to be identified . . . B.P. —Glad to hear that Suratura sweetened your honeymoon. Your mother-in-law is plainly a wise woman. Suratura is guaranteed to mako all honeymoons tolerable .... M. Quod.—The • last man who suggestted an admixture of Darjiling with Suratura lost his place in the Directory.

THE KUMEROA - HOMELANDS' ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION. DECOND AMALGAMATED & SPORTS MEETING, To be held in Mr. Thomson's Paddock, Kumeroa, on WEDNESDAY, APRIL sth, 1911. Good Prizes and Valuable Trophies; Programme consists of ATHLETIC EVENTS. 150 yards Maiden,' 100. 220, 440, yards handicap hurdles, amateur 100, 220, and 440 yards handicap. HORSE EVENTS. Tilting at the Ring, Flag, Stockmen's, Cigar, and Mealy Races; Tug-oi'-War on horseback. OTHER COMPETITIONS. Boys' Races, Ladies' Nail-driving, Chain Stepping, -Sheep Guessing. Send to the Secretary for full programme, and got your Nomination in before 23rd inst. Come and see the Champions. Everybody welcome. Refreshment on the Grounds. WALTER DOBSON, Secretary. A dance in connection with the above will be hold in the Kumeroa Hall on the night of the Sports.

. OPEfILTO NOTICE. City Auction Mart. (Lato Lyceum Theatre, Main Street.) 1 J. GOODMAN AND CO. are J.bo commencing business in the above premises as Auctioneers. Land and General Commission Agents. The mart is the largest and most up-to-date in Palmerston. Plenty of room to show goods. The public are now invited to send in goods and articles of all kinds for sale. -All goods bought and sold on commission. Our motto: Quick Sales and Prompt Settlement. Clients are invited to send or call with particulars of house and farm properties for Sale or to Let. We are prepared to conduct Auction Sales in any part of the district. Try us at once. Lowest pflimiiissioii charged. .K. GOODMAN (Late Auctioneer and Manager to . Side". Meech, and Co., Wellington). Jo Jr. i.'wiiiii BUTCHERS. Rangjtikfli S tract. Telephone 841. pAM BUYERS of FAT and V-* TALLOW of fivery description and quantity. Highest prices given.

r'AST SEASON'S PLOUGHING 1 MATCHES again proved what is now recognised as an acknowledged fact, that— ARE OUt: ON THEIR OWN. Reid and Gray Ploughs won 75 per cent, of first prizes for season 1910-11. Over 18,000 made and at work in New Zealand. Call and see one at the local depot— RANGITIKEI STREET,

LIMITED. JUST LANDED t £ 'TANKS of— RAPE AND MUSTARD TURNIP AND SWEDE LUCERNE AND KALE CLOVERS, Etc. Barranct £ ■ Abraham, Palmevston North, Foilding, and Daniievirke. Solo District A&mU Sutton & Sons.

.TSON,ITCHES, MAIN STREET EAST. (Established 1888,) HAVING engaged the services ol an expert in small goods, I am prepared to supply pork sausages equal to anything in the Dominion. I also stock the primest Beef, Mutton, Veal, Pork and Lamb. Orders delivered daily. 'Phone 25,