OUT-CONJURED.

Marlborough Express, Volume XLVII, Issue 145, 21 June 1913, Page 6

OUT-CONJURED.

Pat: "I was at a party last night, when a. conjurer took four matches and a lemon, and made them into a, pig, and challenged anyone to make more of the same material." Mick: "Well, you cannot make more out of the same material."

Pat: "But I beat him."

Mike: "How;?"

Pat: "I took four matches and a lemon, peeled the lemon, strewed the peel and .the matches all over the floor, and. made a litter."